Placid.

plemelwarmface:

imjohnlocked:

the awkward moment when you keyboard smash and still get
bnehdgehfge cuffbfemgm’s name right

I hate that I still know who you’re talking about

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heronqueenblues:

“Party In the U.S.S.R.” by Miley Czyrovanjkovich

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mishayourface:

welcometoellaytown:

egberts:

egberts:

why cant you surf microwaves

because theyre too small

THIS TOOK ME LITERALLY 5 FUCKING MINUTES TO GET

I told my dad this and he threw the tv remote at me

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i-am-my-own-division:

departured:

I think the weirdest thing is that the person you’re going to marry and spend the rest of your life together with is currently walking the earth, living their own life, going to school or going to work or whatever, doing all these things and making all these memories that you’ll get to hear about from them years from now.

but what if they’re not on earth

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tasteofhiddles:

mishasfuckinghipbones:

mishasfuckinghipbones:

i was in the middle of maths today and my friend took my shoe off my foot, pointed at it, yelled “ME SHOE COLLINS” then pointed at my foot and yelled “JENSEN ANKLES” 

hE JUST S ENT ME TH IS I AM CRYING

Jared Padaleggi

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brandnewswastikas:

I like it when a girl has a food stain on her shirt because it means that she’s bad with spoons and will probably need me to feed her and I’m good with spoons so it will give me a chance to show off a little. 

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mynamekyle:

I bet microwaves are actually just filled with a million invisible eyes that just stare at food until it gets all embarrassed and hot

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s33r-of-void:

zeezee-vonteese:

silentbutgolden:

arandomwhitedude:

What if you jizzed blood?

But only once a month. For a full week. While your balls ached and you felt sick the whole time.

Oh..

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deidaracchi:

today in science we had this sub nd the other people went outside so it was just me and a couple friends so we flipped all the chairs upside down and formed a satanic star in the middle of the room w yard sticks and i laid in t he middle of th floor while all the other people acted like they were sacrificing me th en the sub came in and the only thing he said was “oh not again”

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westbor0baptistchurch:

k1mkardashian:

i wish there was a way you could make your posts non-rebloggable

Just put one of your selfies on it.

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youngstero:

SOMEONE THOUGHT ABOUT YOU A LOT TODAY PROBABLY

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